Creating English story..., Let's do this together!

Let's create an English story together? Everyone writes 2-3 sentences! I'll start.

It was an early morning. Sam woke up and came up to the window. There were some strange voices outside...

Swiftly putting on her usual jeans, T-shirt and dragonskin boots, Sam grabbed her magical staff and ran outside. Agitated voices grew louder.

When she reached the house across the street, around the corner, she heard a man's voice: "Why did you give my wand to that guy? He sold it on the black market!"

'I wonder what they're up to,' thought Sam. As a magical law enforcement officer she knew too well she didn't have anything to arrest them yet.

'Have you heard about the Triwizardress Tournament?' continued the man in a sly voice. 'Our team is going to win big time!'

'Yeah, our boss bought some extras to ensure that!' snorted the other thug.

'That's worth investigating,' whispered Sam to herself.

Sam somehow knew that she needed to go, otherwise it will end badly for her. But she could not move, as if it someone glued her to the ground. Suddenly the voices faded and Sam heard steps directed toward her.

Sam lifted her gaze and simultaneously dropped her jaw. It was Lieutenant Tania Thornton, so strong and fearless that everybody called her Tank.

'What do we have here?' Tank smiled evilly. ''How many times should I repeat, rookie? Never go into trouble without backup!'

Sam swallowed. Even though Tank was her childhood friend, sometimes she was really scary.

"I just ... I just ..." - Sam stammered. Anyone covered fear, who will look into the eyes of Tank. The same is now happening with Sam.

Tank approached closer and then her voice changed to a sweet whisper. "You know that we were more than just friends, right?"

'Besides being my friend, you're my rookie officer! And you go all commando like this? It's dangerous here, for heaven's sake!'

'Right, ladies, it's dangerous here,' boomed a voice from behind Sam and Tank.

'SHUT YOUR TRAP WHEN I'M TALKING!' roared Tank and knocked the thug out with a powerful blow.

- Some people have no manners... You are not allowed to interrupt two lovely ladies when they're talking! - Sam gave the thug a dirty look and instantly forgot about the guy. She had a more important business to take care of.

- Please, enlighten me, what is it you're doing here? This is not the safest neighborhood, - Tank pulled a gun out of her pocket to check, how many bullets she had in the chamber. - I might have to use this guy just to walk around this area... as a safety measure, you know.

Girls probably didn't notice the guy's outfit. It was some kind of Jedi gown. He was on his feet in a minute with an evil grin. "It's quite likely that you are retarded grils and you don't realize who you're dealing with. I guess it's showtime." This so-called thug takes out his lightsaber and every person in this room already hears its buzzing...
Sam was more than shocked, she was overwhelmed. She always wanted to behold a jedi and now... NOW he stands right in front of her!! "AAAAAH! Are you real? Are you freaking real?!! Hey, Tank, pinch me!" All you can hear now are piercing squeals.

"With pleasure" - replied Tank and pinched Sam right away - she didn't want her to change her mind. However, Sam didn't even react at all - she was hypnotized by the Jedi, standing so close to her.

Suddenly, the self-proclaimed jedi knight ran swiftly to Sam, swinging his light saber. Sam didn't have time to react or defend herself. 'This is it', she thought indifferently. And when a sharp pain pierced her body -

Sam woke up. Slowly she came up to the window. There were some strange voices outside...

- Buy chocolate cookies! - that was all Sam heard, like there was a massive bake sale outside.

Having made a deal with her conscience that she would go on a diet next Monday, Sam ran outside.

- Coconut, coconut pop tarts! - the first thing Sam saw was a teenage girl selling sweets. - Buy 2, get 1 for free!...