Would u ___ with me?, also game)

Ok guys! =biggrin= Cause of big success on this game on other forums I decided to try it here. So, the rules are pretty simple.
I say: Would u steal a car for me?
And u answer whatever u want. Then ask ur question. Try to answer in a funny way))) =megalol=

Well, I'll start.

Would u go ice skating with me?))

It depends on how helpful you are ;) Probably, yes

Would you go jogging with me?

Only if you can keep up with the pace

Would you cook with me?

If you'll do all job xD I hate cooking.

Would you go shopping with me?

Dunno. I hate shopping at all. Besides, you are a gal. With your whining company I guess I'll be struggling.

Whould sleep with me?

Yes, I would.

Would you drink with me vine? =girl_eyebrows=

With you? Yes, because you're so cute... Baba Yaga :eyebrows:

Would you play computer-games with me? :girl_heh:

Nope. I hate that sh**

Would you be my slave for one night?

Yes =smirk=

Would you my host for one night? =sunny=

Definitely yes, milady

Would you do anything I command?

Yes, my Lord =smirk=

Would you like to hug me?)

With huge pleasure

Would you marry me after all?

May be)

Would you say me how old are you?)

Easy one! 22 y.o. (that's more than enough to get married)

Is that fine to you? :)

Yees)

But are you exactly good bad boy?))

Вильгельм фон Тешен, the guy did not even dream about it

I can be whatever you want, mademoiselle =eyebrows=

Now it's you turn - how old are you?

Вильгельм фон Тешен, silence! I am sorry, my Lord, but he is not flooder.
And this is not indecently - ask the ladies her age)

Would you like to let me go, my dear?
I must go. But I am sure we meet again) =girl_eyebrows=

I wouldn't! Alas, if my lady asks for it I have to.

Won't you forget me?

Because no)

For next:
Would you speak with me?

Massive yes. I am always ready to have any conversation with you.

Would you miss our nights?

Вильгельм фон Тешен, so you want to bet?

Not really sure what you mean by ''our nights'', so I'll pass.

Would you learn to play golf with me?

Well, let's try!

Would you go to the opera with me?

Sure.

Would you raise and take care of a puppy with me?

of coooourse!

Would you fly to the Moon with me?

But ww should return to dinner! xD

Would you sing with me?

I can do right now!

Would you participate in translations duel with me?

Ne-a-ah, I don't want to, sorry.

Would you do diving with me?

May be ))

Would you go to Tibet with me?

For sure.

Would you allow me to make you an espresso and then eat pancakes with me?

Sounds great!

Would you translate a book with me?

No way! :afraid:

Would you hide the corpse with me? =ninja=

Nooo!

Would you visit New York with me?

Yes

Whould you go to reconnaissance with me?

To the past? Sure.

Would you travel to Iceland with me?

Oh year, just give me a chance)
Would you read aloud with me?

I have a pretty awful voice, but okay, sure.

Would you tell me that everything will be okay?)

I can promise you that

Would you tell me your the most terrible secret?

That wouldn't be a secret anymore then, so... Probably not.

Would you teach me how to prepare a soup?

No problem

Would you be a good pupil?

Nope, never.

Would you go to New Zeland with mo return ticket?

Couldn't understand the question Oo but I would like to go with someone to NZ ^_^

Would you like to help me with my homework?)

Probably
Would you play very old computer games?

With you - of course!

Would you fix a computer with me?

Surely)
Would you go shopping with me?

For sure.

Would you take yoga classes with me?

Of course
Would you go on a picnic with me?

Of course.

Would you listen to me dreaming?

Oh yes.
Would you play outdoor games with me?

I wish I would)

Would you sing with me?)

Why not?

Would you bake me an apple pie?

O would, cuz I can do it :D

Would you do some bad things with me?) so that police can catch us finally =P

Nope. :afraid:

Would you paint an elephant with me?

No problem)
Would you go shopping with me?

Sure.

Would you listen to pop music with me?

I would)

Would you pray with me?

Sure.

Would you give me a little bit of luck?

I would)

Would u build something big with me?

An empire, probably!

Would you teach me how to prepare soup?

Well, I would!)

Would you draw a picture with me?

Sure.

Would you catch a shark with me?

I would, but it's too risky, isn't it?)

Would you sing a song with me?

Sure. But my voice is terrifying.

Would you cook pasta with me?

I would ^_^

Would you go for hunting with me?

Noo, it's violent.

Would you bake an apple pie with me?

I would...but it's again cooking!)

Would you play hide-and-seek with me?

Sure.

Would you teach me how to swim?

I don't really have such secrets, so yes, sure. =)

Would you start taking archery lessons with me?

I would, but please don't hit me with an arrow.

Would you watch a sunset with me?

I would.

Would you listen to music for a few hours with me?

Absolutely.

Would you go shopping with me?

Sure)

Would you discuss books with me?

Of course.

Would you visit a chocolate workshop with me?

Sure

Would you go to a sale with me?

Sure thing.

Would you plant a cactus with me?

Cactus? Really? I would, of course

Would u go to Germany with me?

I wouldn't, I can go to another country, but not to Germany

Would u drink hot chocolate with marshmallows with me?

I hate marshmallows, but I would gladly share a few cups of hot chocolate. Or maybe a cacao, as an alternative. =prievetd=

Would you cook a cherry pie with me?

I don't like cherry, maybe with raspberry? ^_^

Would you visit Red Square with me?

I would.

Would you cook perogies with me?

Of course!
Would you sing a song with me?

Sure, but just FYI, my voice is pretty bad.

Would you jam with me?

I would. But with your help because I'm not good with baling.

Would you face your greatest fear if chances of onercoming it in process are 50/50?

I don't even know actually. I will decide at the exact moment.

Would you play chess with me?

Sure.

Would you watch YouTune shows with me?

I would do anything with you :wub:

Would you eat sandwiches with me?

Yes,cause I love sandwiches.

Would you play piano with me?

I can't play the piano, but I would gladly sit beside you and observe.

Would you do my homework for me?

Sorry, no, i dont't do my homework. But we can do it together)
Would you go to Greece with me?

With pleasure.

Would you learn Korean with me?

I think I would :) How hard could it be, right?

Would you watch Hannibal with me?

I think it's sxary, but if you hold my hand - for sure.

Would you go skydiving with me?

Sure! Sounds safe and not scary at all =lol=

Would you eat a spicy fried cockroach with me?

Whaaaaaa... Spicy? Cockroach? Noooooo. :yn_nowhy: No way! NOPE! Absolutely not! Lol.

Would you participate in a cinnamon challenge with me?

Unfortunately no, my dear(

Would u sing a X-Mas song with me?

Sure! Jingle bells, Jingle bells, jingle all the way... That's all the lyrics I know. :crazy:

Would you pet a tiger with me?

Nope, my survival instinct is too strong %) I'd watch you do it, though =smirk=

Would you go back in time and save Severus Snape from Voldemort with me?

Yeeees! Hundred times yes! ;(

Would you learn to make homemade shampoo with me?

I don't see why not. I think the process is quite similar to making soap, which was my hobby a while ago :)

Would you cosplay Harry Potter with me?

For sure! I'll be Hagrid.

Would you make sushi for me?

Yes, but I need to find a good recipe first)

Would you go to Dublin with me?

I would love to.

Would you make a cocktail for me?

Пэйджик, i hope so.

Would you sing with me?

I'm horrible at singing, but I'll do my best.

Would you watch a movie with me?

Yes, I will =girlandm=

Will you work out with me?

Sure. You'll work out and I'll sit next to you eating doughnuts.

Would you learn how to make donuts at home with me?

And I will hate you, girl.

Nope. We are not going to make donuts, we are going to work out.

Will you go to India with me?

=cheesy=
I would for sure.

Would you tell me the advantages of being a computer engineer?

sure: many perks, you can dress as you will, the coffee is always free, in some places even the food, you can work from home, the salary is nice.

Would you answer me in skype?

I just did! Sorry. =girl_blush=

Would you learn a new language if you had time?

I always try, not always successful.

Would you go out with total stranger?

Nah, I doubt it. Unless that stranger is super hot

Would you eat something you absolutely hate with me?

No way. Brussels sprouts are disgusting.

Would you prank somebody with me?

Yes, but only if it isn't a harmful prank.

Would you drink a healthy green smoothy with me?

If healthy means without sugar, than yes.

Would you color your hair in crazy colors with me?

Oh yes! I got dibs on red.

Would you visit an African Safari with me?

Red is not crazy :P. Yes. I wold love to.

Would you like to draw manga with me?

Sure, but you'll be the one doing the drawing, as I'm not very skilled in this area.

Would you teach me C++?

Пэйджик, nope. Somebody should teach me first.

Whould you ride a hoarse with me?

Хюпристка, yep

Would you climb a mountain with me?

Bandit O'Brien, no. I'm afraid of height.

Would you join rolegame with me?

Nope. Only with girls.

Would you read Dontsova with me?

Um... Can we pick something better? Dontsova is only okay when you need to forget about anything and just meditate.

Would you set Dontsova's books on fire with me?

nope. Not even Dontsova. I am not going to burn books.

Would you sim in the ocean with me?

I would, but only by the shore.

Would you teach me how to swim? :)

I would. But we are going to need a boat... ]:->

Would you angry neighbors with me?

Nooo, they will get mad and won't let us sleep during the nighttime. :crazy:

Would you make cider with me?

Yes.

Would you burn books with me?

Nooo! Why would we burn books? Unless it's an exam preparation manual or something like that. :crazy:

Would you study with me?

No :D we could find smth more entertaining. I prefer to study on my own.

Would you go to salsa course with me?

It's funny - I was aiming to write "would you dance with me" x) Yeah, salsa sounds fun, and I'd be glad to learn how to dance in any style.

Would you join a secret society with me?

A fight club? %) sure, why not? as long as I can desert :D

Would you move to Spain with me (let's say Valencia... Barcelona is kinda dangerous this days xD)

I would if we had a solid plan.

Would you visit Japan with me?

I would! Actually, I have recently seen the photos of my friend, who was in Japan and thought "hmmm... maybe i should go there someday"? And here comes your question :D

Would you celebrate a New Year in Moscow with me?

With you - yes, in Moscow - not sure. How about Riga?)

Would you make blueberry bars ("тертый пирог") with me?

With pleasure)

Would you do Sia's hairstyle with me? -DD

I imagine it to be quite complicated... But we can try.

Would you teach me French?

I don't speak it...

Would you travel in space with me?

I would. If that was possible. :crazy:

Would you build a spaceship with me?

Yes.)

Would you make a snowman with me?

I would. It's warm where I am thought: +2, the snow is gone. =)

Would you invent a new cookie flavour with me?

Yes, I would.

Would you go for a walk with me?

Oh yes, of course.

Would you bake an apple pie with me?

Yes, if you promise fun

Would you go to the steam room with me?

Sure! I love it, but bikini on! :yn_no-no:


would you watch "Friends" tv-series with me?

Of course.

Would you watch "Magic Mike" with me?

Yei, sure!

Would you play D&D (Dungeon and Dragons) with me?

Oh yes, but you'd have to lead and teach me.

Would you review my budget and critique my financial decisions with me?